This is a game that can either be played w/ friends or in solitude while watching any Redbird game. So grab yourself a 12 pack of your favorite Anheuser-Busch product, put on your rally cap, and do what Jose would do. Here are the rules:

Take a drink if:
Yadier Molina guns down a runner
LaRussa makes more than 1 pitching change during an inning
The announcers discuss Scott Spezio’s chin-thingy
Eckstein does something pesky
Jim Edmonds admires his own home run
The Secret Weapon high-fives a Cardinal rounding 3rd
Albert Pujols does something heroic
A Cardinals pitcher strikes out the side

Chug several gulps if:
Eckstein strikes out
Marquis gets an extra base hit
LaRussa cracks a smile
The benches clear
The Secret Weapon gives someone the "Isaac from the Love Boat" point
Izzy loads the bases
Mike Shannon says "What goes down as smoooth as a mountain stream?... BUSCH..."

Shotgun a beer if:
Izzy blows a save
The Cardinals get swept
A Redbird gets injured